No Tip Equals My Dick

Man I'm just trying to make ends meat working three jobs to support my habits. Which mostly consists of watching lots and lots of porn. So there I was, working as a pizza delivery man delivering a pizza. I knock on the door of this nice house and this smoking college chick answers the door. I nicely hand her the pizza, which was a little wet. On account that it was raining and I was riding on my kick ass Scooter. Well she totally freaks out and decides to be a total bitch. She screams at me for the pizza being soggy, partially eaten, and an hour late. I go on to explain that it wasn't my fault. She doesn't care and she actually pushes me out the door with out giving me a tip. The nerve on her. She Fucking Stiffed me. Screw that, luckily my buddy gave me an app on my phone that can control minds. I pounded on the door until she opened it up. Then I shoved the phone in her face and made her look at the screen. Next thing I know she's under my control. It was on like Donkey Kong. I fucked her six ways from Sunday and gave her the old Stiffy.I shot my load on her Pizza, then I made her eat it. After that I made her give me a 40% tip. I can't wait to deliver the next order. LOL